THERE IS A FUCKING LOBSTER IN MY BATHROOM WHAT DO I DO
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
We used to get these at my old house all the time. They are fucking scary but they’re actually good. They eat spiders.
They run really really fast and don’t like to be seen. Usually we would see them darting along the walls like this, looking for a hiding spot, or dashing from under the dishwasher across the kitchen to hide under stove.
I actually really like these guys. I like their crazy fucking legs.
And it’s called a house centipede. And they bite :v
After a great day of shopping at the salvation army, found a 20 on the ground! What a good start to summer!
sinkinlikestones asked: Ah, well, wonderful! Do you already have moving/living arrangements out here? I'm looking for a new roommate that doesn't act like a child throwing passive aggressive tantrums in my direction.
Omg! I just saw i have this message! And my phone isnt saying when you sent it! I do have living arrangements, my sister is in fort collins.